First entry

This is a self-indulgent blog diary journal whatever the hell this is that I’m making because I’m far too egotistically sententious and unforthcoming to post on social media or even talk to anyone I know in person about my sensitivities, yet I crave the expulsion of infelicitous thought that can only be achieved via the illusion of emotional voyeurism. I’m aware that nobody will see this. In fact, I intend to make it stay that way. The publication of my entries is merely an illusion to satiate the perception-esurient id that is a product of me not getting enough attention when I was little kid or something.

However, if somehow you are unemployed enough to read some highschooler wax pseudointellectual and spew overly gaudy purple prose on an outdated blogging website, I won’t stop you. But it’s probably foolish of me to even leave this in anyway.